February 2010
Lil' Wayne, sit down. Your time is up.
::lays red bandana over his career’s casket.::
January 2010
Refrain from:
Talking to my girlfriend like you’re practicing for the starring role as Romeo. That’s just asking for me smoosh your face into broken glass. I’m not playin’.
Enough with all that sweet talk.
AND back to you in the studios…
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Ronnie, stop. Just stop.
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The only reason I'm up right now...
Some random Hispanic lady keeps calling me and leaving voice messages in Spanish. Not regular voice messages; she’s yelling at me to answer the phone.
Chill out and cancel your Metro PCS. You have the wrong number and I’m trying to fucking sleep.
AND back to you in the studios. GOODNIGHT!
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I’ll be crying like a woo woo woo wolf.
– Aaradhna
Where is Frankie J?
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formspring.me
My mother said you were black. Yay or nay?
Are you blind?
Ask me anything
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LOOKBOOK.nu: →
I should have gotten that Domo fitted when I saw it. Now I don’t want it, Dennis. -__-
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Je-sus, the Notorious just
please us with your lyrical thesis
We just chillin,...
– Notorious B.I.G, Only You [Bad Boy Remix] (by 112)
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Sometimes my metabolism makes me feel like someone...
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Condoms should be free.
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h0w come i neva c u datin a black chiq??
How come you over there worrying about who I date, instead of worrying about why you don’t have a boyfriend — period?
Ask me anything
I'm about to OD on homework, ALREADY!
I’m pissed that professors give out homework on the first day?
Excuse me, but what the f*ck did we learn? That everybody who registered for the course is here? GTFOH!
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Faded Pictures - Joe & Case
Photoshop wasn't having consesual sex with Vista,
so I had to turn to Painshop Pro. It’s pretty cooool — now back to my project.
Kids posting their vaginas and penises all over...
www.bangbros.com
www.brazzers.com
www.naughtyamerica.com
www.playgirl.com
www.playboy.com
Those are some of your options.
If Photoshop doesn't install in my next 2...
I’m throwing this laptop at the wall!
REBLOG IF you pull out your phone and pretend to...
(via idothattoo)
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If I was ever wrong, this moment ain’t it. So I’m psychic in the...
– Higher Up, Kid Cudi
Get to know someone before you judge them.
A lot of things aren’t shown on the exterior. Most people don’t give you everything from all at once and immediately. It takes time to know what someone is really about.
The bitchiest people may be the nicest person once you get to know them and vice-versa. Give people chances. It may be worth your while in the long run.
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George Lopez has me crying!
I drink lemon juice straight out of the bottle.
I go hard, son!
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I can wait to have children.
I can wait to have children, but I can’t wait to raise them and be a completely different parent than mine is. I’m not saying I want to be their best friend, because that only leads to major problems. I just want to be what I think a parent should be.
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mahalokaniele:
you ever talked to 2 guys at the same time?
I might get shunned for saying this but… YEAH, I HAVE & I don’t feel bad about it. TALKING is not a relationship, it’s not that SERIOUS as a relationship is. If you ASK me to talk exclusively then YES, you will be the only person I talk to but if you don’t. I’m gonna assume it’s not to that point yet. & no, I WON’T trip if a guy...
REBLOG IF... you don't read the Terms and...
givesmehope:
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I've been drinking nothing but water for the past...
That should hold me for the rest of the year.
I don’t care what you say. Water has a taste, and it tastes NASTY!
I hate water. It taste so nasty. Warm water, cold water, etc — it doesn’t matter. It all taste horrendous. I should start buying those little Crystal Light packets. They probably nasty too. I don’t know, but anyways…
no more water for me for 2010.
The Best Pizza in New Jersey →
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